A mirrage of radioactive goop.

Hate it. I could go into why, but then this journal would just be a cliche, mirroring the other journals bewailing the evils of shallow commercialism and capitalism. So, instead, I propose the holiday be changed to Venereal Disease Awareness Day. Granted, it would still be a holiday ripe with commercialism, what with the increased sales of contraceptives, but what isn't in this day and age? Aside, of course, from Hanukkah, but that is only because you can't easily part a jew from their money. Another advantage of changing the holiday is that it will affect both singles and couples the same. No more having to run out and buy some fancy chocolates and genetically altered flowers to avoid being tossed out. No more having to feel bad because you don't have someone to snuggle up to on a specific day. No more having hordes of people either wailing about not having a special someone or announcing with glee their love in such a manner that makes you want to punch them in the face. Repeatedly.

So, Valentine's Day should be changed to Venereal Disease Awareness Day, or maybe the holiday should just be done away with altogether. Face it, if you need to have a special day to give your love something special, you've failed already.

Addendum: Valentine's Day already has the initials VD which already means venereal disease in most places. Besides, VDAD has a better ring to it. "Hey dad, what did you get Mom for VDAD?" "HERPES! \o/"

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Now playing: Panzer AG - Sick Is The One Who Adores Me
via FoxyTunes

Fictional robots are my favorite fictional robots! Yeah. I don't really have a favorite, per se, so here is a list of robots I like, in no particular order:

• That robot from Lost in Space. The original tv show, not the movie. Although the robot in the movie was a pretty cool dude, eh fought evil space spiders and wasn't afraid of nothing, even though he got totally owned by said space spiders.
• The Terminator, the original T-101 from the first movie because he wasn't some super sci-fi high tech CGI thing. He was an actually believable robot with real joints and mechanical components that didn't need no crazy nano-whatsits to go around killing people and blowing shit up.
• Johnny 5 from Short Circuit. "No disassemble! D:" Hah, classic.
• R2D2 because he saves the day time and time again despite his counterpart and best friend being C-3PO.
• Bender from Futurama. He's kinda like R2D2, except that he's usually the one that causes the day needing to be saved as opposed to saving it. He will happily save you from your money, though.
• Marvin from Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy movie. How can you not love a manic depressive robot? (I've only seen the movie so if he's different in the books / radio version don't hit me. D: )

I probably forgot some but oh well. Yeah, definitely overlooked some but I've since lost interest in doing this.
Robots are awesome, ok.

( mmm, text wall... )

And now I need to finish my booze and get to bed. /o\

<Obligatory comment about popping ones cherry goes here.>

I hate these things because my mind will be thinking all sorts of fantastical crap that I think I need to write down and then I open up the blog to make a post and my brain just -stops-. :| Silly thing. In any case I'm here now so I can stalk read all of your secret friends only posts! And maybe, just maybe I'll let you read mine! Maybe.

So, I'll hopefully be updating this place with random blurbs that I feel I need to jot down or you need to see, random meme crap, 3d stuff (yes, I do still do that sort of thing),  and probably random emotional shit that happens when my neuroses kick in that I'll keep private. \o/

Things I still need to do here:

• Get some icons so I can stop being faceless!
• Give sexual favors so I can add people as friends and not seem like such a loser!
• Fill out my interests list and hope no one actually looks at it! >.>
• Watch and/or become a member of some horribly smutty and lulzy communities!

But I'll have to do that some other time since my sinuses are screwing with my brains and I really need to pee!!

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Now playing: Nurzery [rhymes] - Circle Of Pain
via FoxyTunes